We're an independent card publisher, currently creating hilarious cards under two brands - Cards(hit) and Thirty Mussels. We started 5 years ago, bringing our filthy brand of humour to the industry with Cards(hit), and after perfecting the art of creating offensive and downright disgraceful cards, we fancied a change of pace. In 2019, Thirty Mussels was born, the sillier sister to Cards(hit), focusing on dad-jokes, puns and cute characters. We broadened our output, largely because most of our friends and family now have children that can read, and cards that drop f-bombs and prompt awkward questions don't really work on those mantlepieces any more!
We're a small, close bunch of humorous individuals - we'd have to be to make cards this hilarious. We work together to create funny, cheeky cards packed with character for every occasion. We are, and have always been, committed to producing high quality and sustainable products with unique eye-catching design.